An original fuckloric folk tale set in an alpine forest.  Milkmaid Trixie Littlewurst is trapped in servitude to a giant penis-centric Cockoo Clock, where she is obligated to "water" a Garden of Dicks with her own breast milk every hour on the hour.  With 2 preening guards, who make sure she does not try to get away.

One day, a mysterious beggar women named Wind Tits flies into the garden propelled by her twirling saggy old lady boobs. The milkmaid feeds her milk and restores her strength. In exchange for this kindness, Wind Tits offers to grant her a wish…

The milkmaid chooses to wish for freedom. So, Wind Tits stops the Cockoo Clock, puts the guards to sleep and launches her on a perilous journey to win her freedom.

The milkmaid travels to the Forest, braves many dangers and eventually confronts the sprawling evil Queen Titty Clitty Creature, which feeds on the hearts of the hopeful. Taking the crown that is meant for her from this twisted gargoyle will turn the tired little milkmaid into the Queen of Everything— and THEN she will have her freedom.

Written in collaboration with the ivy league clown Justine Williams, produced by a kick ass all-women creative team in New York City (see below), with original music by Gato Loco.  Inspired by Carl Jung, Joseph Campbell and Dr. Clarissa Pinkola Estés.  Performed in Baltimore March 2016 at Creative Alliance and New York City April 2016 at the Celebration of Whimsy.

Original production team included:

Co-Producer Sapphire Jones

Production Coordinator Boo Bess

Director and Co-Writer Justine Williams

Creative Direction Jenny C’est Quoi

Art Department Cheeky Lane, Juanita Cardenas, Elena Delgado

Stage Management Cait Lang

Performers and Co-Choreographers Ede Nightcrawler and Georgia Sanford

Stage Hand and “Shadow” Lara Fox

Original Score Gato Loco